Pokemon Kids Terrorize Kanagawa Neighborhood
KANAGAWA PREFECTURE – At 3 AM today, children in the prefecture of Kanagawa who watched too many Pokemon episodes with lights off on purpose began to report dizziness, headaches, vomiting, and an urge...
View ArticleRevived Geneon USA Licenses Everything
GRIMES, IA–The once moribund Geneon Entertainment (USA), its fortunes revived by an anonymous $5 billion bequest, has licensed all past, present, and future anime for North American release. “This is a...
View ArticleHirano Aya Not Performing Hahiru Sequel
TOKYO – Today, Hirano Aya announced to the cyber public that she will not be performing voice acting for the upcoming Suzumiya Hahiru sequel at a press conference at Ishita Electronics in Akiba. The...
View ArticleEditorial: Why We Love Owen S
Owen S, the Great and Illustrious Mind and Founder of the Anime Blogging Collective, is our noble master! Born in a faraway land, it was his initiative to begin the Glorious Revolution which would...
View Article“Ray Hu’s” True Identity Revealed
BUFFALO, NY – Following a member of Section 9, our reporter busted down Ray Hu’s door and we have discovered his real identity.”Ray Hu”, or according to his driver’s license, Ricardo James Hunter, was...
View ArticleAnime Blogging Collective War Ends; All Bow Before Owen S
“It was an April Fool’s Day joke, we swear!” former rebels claim before being executed MALAYSIA–the week-long civil war within the Anime Blogging Collective, founded by Owen S, is now over with the...
View ArticleMeet Our New Sponsor and Make a Contract!
APRIL 1 2011—It is with great pride and with excitement that this site, formerly known as Anime Diet, has acquired a new sponsor: the entity known best as Kyubey. Starting today, the site is henceforth...
View ArticleThe Feminism of Prince Zuko
Zuko is the most feminist character in Avatar. Sure, there are a lot of other contenders – a fact which reflects well on the show. Katara’s competence at waterbending, her slight motherly bent, and her...
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